ID ten T

As we Silver Surfers know,sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.


Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.


As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong ?  He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'


I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,


'An, ID ten T error ? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'


Eric grinned....


'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before ?


'No,' I replied.


'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.' So I wrote down:


ID10T


I used to like Eric, but now.......

Taxi driver

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their right mind, so he just switched on the engine and switched it off after a while and told them, "we have arrived".


The first man gave him money, the second one thanked him. But the third one, he slapped the taxi driver.


The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have realized that the car didn’t move an inch.


So, he asked the third man, "What was that for?".


The third man replied, "Control your speed next time. You got here so quick you almost killed us."