ID ten T

As we Silver Surfers know,sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.


Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.


As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong ?  He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'


I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,


'An, ID ten T error ? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'


Eric grinned....


'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before ?


'No,' I replied.


'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.' So I wrote down:


ID10T


I used to like Eric, but now.......

Taxi driver

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their right mind, so he just switched on the engine and switched it off after a while and told them, "we have arrived".


The first man gave him money, the second one thanked him. But the third one, he slapped the taxi driver.


The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have realized that the car didn’t move an inch.


So, he asked the third man, "What was that for?".


The third man replied, "Control your speed next time. You got here so quick you almost killed us."

Train Tickets

Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an accountant."Watch and you'll see", answered an engineer. 


They all boarded the train. The accountants took their respective seats, but the three engineers all crammed into a rest room and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and said, "Ticket, please". The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was a quite clever idea.


So, after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they got to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers didn't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to ride without a ticket"? said one perplexed accountant."Watch and you'll see", answered an engineer. When they boarded the train, the three accountants crammed into a restroom and the three engineers crammed into another one nearby. The train departed. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers left his restroom and walked over to the restroom where the accountants were hiding.


He knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please".

Why teachers drink?

படம் பார்த்து சிரித்து கொள்க...

Beer VS Women (18+)

Most men like women. But, most men like beer too ! So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer !

Following is a debate, developed by the University of Mumbai , in India.... to help you analyze which is better ! Here is the debate...

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not ! :(
1 point for beer !

Beer is horrible, when it is hot ! but Women :)
1 point for women !

A cold beer, satisfies you ! but a cold Women :(
1 point for beer !

If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again !
Draw ! (Depends on your point of view...)

10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere !
1 point for women !

The older, The beer is - the better, it is !
1 point for beer !

Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God !
1 point for women !

If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !
1 point for women !

For a beer, you pay taxes !
1 point for women !

If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry !
1 point for beer !

You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a beer ! but vid a women...debate
1 point for beer !

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself ! but a women can't..:)
1 point for beer !

You know exactly how much a beer costs !
1 point for beer !

A beer does not have a mother !
1 point for beer !

You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after ! 
1 point for beer !

So the Score is .......... Beer beats women - 9 to 6 !

If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ........ know that a beer would never get angry ! So .......... Another point for beer !


Now the final score is .......... Beer beats women - 10 to 6 :)

Taxi

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.

"The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver. I've been driving a mortuary van for the last 25 years."

Car park

Wayne was returning home from a business trip... bags in hand ... and slowly making his way to his vehicle in the crowded airport garage.

Suddenly a large dark car screeched to a stop in front of Wayne, and the driver pointed menacingly at him.

“Get in,” the driver ordered. “I’ll take you to your car.”

Startled, Wayne took a step backward.  “Ah ... no thanks,” he answered.  “I can get there myself.”

“No,” the man barked back as he threw open his passenger side door. “Get In !”

Wayne’s eyes now darted around the garage, hoping to find a security guard.

Just then, the driver’s face softened .....  “Please,” he said, “I’ve been driving up and down for two hours. I can’t find a space to park and I want yours.”

Side effects of working in the IT sector !!!

These are real life shared by IT people.

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Bhavik

I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!

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Bhabani

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

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Ashok

Few days back  I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.

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Jyotsna

Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune, me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. And as I finished...I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..

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Kiran

Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"

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Bipul

I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize - I am at home.

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Rohit

Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also. keeping hands in front of tap for waiting water to drop by itself is very frequent with me. I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....

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Nidhi

Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying,"Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"

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Nisha

Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it is in the recycle bin

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Nisha

I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and wondered when they became invalid???

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Sandeep

Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice.

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Ashwin

Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.

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Vidyarthi

And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder, decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!

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Lalwa and Lallu

Lalwa came from USA and was expecting wife to greet him at home who was not there.

So he asked his son, "Hey Lallu, where is your Mom."

Lallu said, "Mom ran away with neighbor uncle."

Lalwa got mad and Yelled, "You SOB, how come you did not inform me when I talked to you so many times over phone."

Lallu explained, "Daddy, I thought you liked it, so I gave you a pleasant surprise."

A Day at the Bar

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies, "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.

The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this. I've got a date with the cat."

Why men shouldn't write advice columns... :)