Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Side effects of working in the IT sector !!!

These are real life shared by IT people.


Bhavik

I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!

Bhabani

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

Ashok

Few days back  I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.

Jyotsna

Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune, me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. And as I finished...I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..

Kiran

Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"

Bipul

I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize - I am at home.

Rohit

Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also. keeping hands in front of tap for waiting water to drop by itself is very frequent with me. I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....

Nidhi

Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying,"Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"

Nisha

Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it is in the recycle bin

Nisha

I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and wondered when they became invalid???

Sandeep

Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice.

Ashwin

Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.

Vidyarthi

And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder, decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!


Monday, May 23, 2011

Lalwa and Lallu

Lalwa came from USA and was expecting wife to greet him at home who was not there.

So he asked his son, "Hey Lallu, where is your Mom."

Lallu said, "Mom ran away with neighbor uncle."

Lalwa got mad and Yelled, "You SOB, how come you did not inform me when I talked to you so many times over phone."

Lallu explained, "Daddy, I thought you liked it, so I gave you a pleasant surprise."